Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)
The dinosaurs won’t die, and neither will this franchise, sigh.

The dinosaurs won’t die, and neither will this franchise, sigh.

Plot twist: Black Widow is actually a Doll, and she’s finally going to take down M Bison!

Is this a great movie? Absolutely not. Is it a roller-coaster ride of feels? Hell, yeah!

Marvel’s very own Superman is here. Thanos isn’t the only deus ex machina in this universe!

It’s 95% fanservice and 5% weak sauce plot. What, there are people who expect something more from this thing?

Scarlett Johansson really needs to talk to her agent about picking watchable sci-fi flicks to headline in.

This is easily one of the most brainless, ridiculous, and yet most entertaining popcorn flicks in a while.

Joss Whedon once again proves that he’s overrated when it comes to his ability as a writer and director.

Is this movie a way to pay off the director’s drug dealers while secretly Morse-coding all of us to intervene?

A rather average action banger… probably a good thing that it’s entertaining in a no-brainer way.
