Charlie’s Angels (2019)
I’m starting to suspect that there is a conspiracy in Hollywood to turn feminism into joke.
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Adrift (2018)
I need to care about the characters to cry over their plight. I don’t care about any of the characters in this one.
Me Before You (2016)
This is a sweet tearjerker of a romantic movie. It should have and could have been so much more.
The Huntsman: Winter’s War (2016)
Thor and Not-Natalie-Portman take on Elsa, who just can’t let it go, while four midgets run around kissing for the Rule 34 crowd.
Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)
Bella Swan and Thor get together to take down the evil Queen and kill us all with boredom.
