Conan the Barbarian (2011)
Came in expecting the worst, and turns out that it’s actually… okay.
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The Devil’s Tomb (2009)
I think everyone involved in this movie had to be either blackmailed or held at gunpoint. That or they needed money bad.
Bunraku (2010)
All flash and style, but no substance.
Mutant Chronicles (2008)
This one could have been great, but it ends up a mess instead.
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)
This is a far bigger movie than the previous one, but I quite miss the smallness of that other movie. This one feels a little… hollow.
Hellboy (2004)
Now this is an unexpected joy to watch. Action, camp, and attitude in one movie – what’s not to love?
Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)
Half cartoon, half live action, half baked.
Blade II (2002)
This one gets to the finish line solely by the rule of cool. Its bloated, incessant action scenes can get tedious fast.
Enemy at the Gates (2001)
All the tension and bullets, but ah, this one is more style than substance, alas.
Titan A.E. (2000)
Tad brainless, but still, good fun all around.
