Choose or Die (2022)
Well, it’s fine to choose skipping this thing altogether. One won’t miss much by doing so.
Tag:Robert Englund
Lake Placid vs. Anaconda (2015)
Well, the two series have been stomach-churning bad thus far, so this crossover have nowhere to go but up.
The Midnight Man (2016)
Well, clearly my horror movie night has been a big bust. Sigh.
Dance of the Dead (2005)
Oh, Tobe Hooper. What is he doing? He hasn’t gone that daft, surely?
The Funhouse Massacre (2015)
Visiting a gruesome funhouse on Halloween? These dolts deserve everything they get.
Hatchet (2006)
This is like an extended replay of a noob’s Mortal Kombat playthrough.
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Somehow, the apocalyptic showdown resembles more of a boring dud.
