Python (2000)
A sssslithering mess of snakes, stars, and silliness.
Tag:Robert Englund
Choose or Die (2022)
Well, it’s fine to choose skipping this thing altogether. One won’t miss much by doing so.
Lake Placid vs. Anaconda (2015)
Well, the two series have been stomach-churning bad thus far, so this crossover have nowhere to go but up.
The Midnight Man (2016)
Well, clearly my horror movie night has been a big bust. Sigh.
Dance of the Dead (2005)
Oh, Tobe Hooper. What is he doing? He hasn’t gone that daft, surely?
The Funhouse Massacre (2015)
Visiting a gruesome funhouse on Halloween? These dolts deserve everything they get.
Hatchet (2006)
This is like an extended replay of a noob’s Mortal Kombat playthrough.
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Somehow, the apocalyptic showdown resembles more of a boring dud.
