The Cabin in the Woods (2011)
Is this the greatest horror movie meme ever?

Is this the greatest horror movie meme ever?

If a scaly merman is the man of your dreams, this romantic fantasy will fill you to your gills.

Take some Predators-style drama, add a giant gorilla, and stir in liberal doses of violence and voila!

Can a romance blossom amidst non-stop divorce drama?

Forget the third degree murder committed by this thing on science. This movie is a bore at its core.

Jason Lee wants to get out of acting. This is the only reason why he’d be in this crap.

Just rubbish.

Liv Tyler as a femme fatale? Well… okay.

Jim Carrey gives up on credible acting and… well, acting in general.

Is it a romance? A crime drama? It seems to be both and yet neither here nor there.
