The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)
This is certainly a well-animated and charming advertisement for Lego. My right kidney for the Batcave?
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Kubo and the Two Strings (2016)
Slapping American norms onto a Japanese setting. Isn’t that what they call “cultural appropriation”?
Wrath of the Titans (2012)
Why do they keep wasting time and money on such disastrously bad movies?
Clash of the Titans (2010)
This is fun – the hero is an idiot responsible for the deaths of so many people.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
Well, this one is almost good, but Daniel Radcliffe will always be what he is, sigh.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Harry Potter is up against the Gobshite of Dire, er, Goblet of Fire in another dud in the series.
Spider (2002)
This is a creepy, depressing, and fascinating look into the fractured mind of a poor, poor man.
Maid in Manhattan (2002)
I really want to hate this movie, but I just can’t. It’s so… dreamy. Ugh.
Red Dragon (2002)
Incredible how a movie about a serial killer can become an outlet for people who want to be “respectable actors”.
Onegin (1999)
An arty farty movie based on a Russian story? Oh, cringe.
