If a Tree Falls… & The Occupant (2001)
Walking dead unrest and an uninvited guest.
Walking dead unrest and an uninvited guest.
The drugs, the sex, the humiliation, the murder… just another night in the 1990s, woo-hoo!
Ooh, a two-hour montage of Brad Pitt looking all angst-pretty under flattering hues!
Oh dear, Blade with a bunch of mini-Buffy posse? It won’t turn out well…
Even Hugh Jackman’s charm can’t save this dreary, unfunny romantic comedy.
Why does this even get made? You know what, I don’t care. I’ll just show myself to the exit.
Of course, the sequel just have to be putrid compared to the previous movie. Why am I even surprised?
Take away the shock antics, and there’s a pretty sweet, if silly, love story in there.