Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard (2021)
This is just cartoon characters screaming at one another. What happened?
Tag:Morgan Freeman
Now You See Me 2 (2016)
You know what they say about sequels. This one just doesn’t measure up.
Now You See Me (2013)
Okay, so it has Jesse Eisenberg, but despite that, this one is so entertaining, it’s almost magical.
Lucy (2014)
Is this movie a way to pay off the director’s drug dealers while secretly Morse-coding all of us to intervene?
Conan the Barbarian (2011)
Came in expecting the worst, and turns out that it’s actually… okay.
The Dark Knight (2008)
Oh, bravo! Bravo! Standing ovation, darling!
War of the Worlds (2005)
Steven Spielberg has lost it completely.
Batman Begins (2005)
This fantastic reboot will help erase the ghastly memories of the previous Batman movie.
Dreamcatcher (2003)
What happened to Lawrence Kasdan and William Goldman? Old-age dementia?
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Jim Carrey is a dumbass who gets to play God. Yes, that’s as bad as it sounds.
