Fast X (2023)
Same old crap, but with resurrection magic now.
Tag:Michelle Rodriguez
F9 (2021)
It’s kinda fun, in a way, but it’s also super stale and the lead characters are the most boring ones in this lot.
Alita: Battle Angel (2019)
This is an exhilarating kind of mediocrity, with all the thrills that one will live for during the moment and eventually forget.
The Fate of the Furious (2017)
The franchise metamorphosis into ludicrous live action cartoon is now complete. Oh god, can it die off now?
The Breed (2006)
As plots go, killer dogs killing people is probably a bit better than sharks in a tornado.
Furious 7 (2015)
Rest in peace, Paul Walker. You beautiful, beautiful man. This movie, on the other hand…
Fast & Furious 6 (2013)
The gang is doing it for family. Family, family, family. Thank god there are still explosions.
Fast & Furious (2009)
Well, well, the hot boys are back. After that aberration set in Tokyo, this one speeds things back on track.
Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)
Seems like they have run out of ideas and money…
Avatar (2009)
Talk about a bloated, overrated turd. I suppose the scenery is nice, but don’t we have documentaries for that kind of thing?
