Slaughterhouse Rulez (2018)
Harry Potter meets Cthulhu… oh, who am I kidding? This is rubbish.
Tag:Michael Sheen
Apostle (2018)
This would have been so good if they had cast a different bloke to play that tortured leading male character.
Passengers (2016)
This is a very sweet love story set in space… provided one can accept the premise and how the movie tackles this premise.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
The only reason to watch this is shirtless Taylor Lautner. Those abs alone give ten points to Team Jacob.
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)
This is a prequel about things that are already known if you have watched the first movie in the franchise.
Underworld: Evolution (2006)
Who will win in a cage fight: Selene or Alice? My bet is on Alice; Selene is a bit on the useless side.
Timeline (2003)
Another time travel movie that I wish I could turn back time and skip watching.
Underworld (2003)
Vampires in trench coats go pew-pew at angry werewolves, ooh!
The Four Feathers (2002)
The four agonies.
