Don’t be fooled by premise: the heroine refuses to believe that she can be loved, and bores everyone by whining non-stop about it.

This one starts out promising to be something different and good, but it then tries very hard to be ordinary instead.

This is a very readable, well-written book. But the cover is still the most memorable thing about it.

The heroine’s worth a strangle or two, but this story is sweet, pleasant… and bewilderingly ordinary.

This is the story your Christmas needs. Keep alcohol close, though, just in case.

And such a big bore for Mrs Giggles.

A rationalization of a silly woman’s determination to have sex, without any thought of the music she has to face once he goes on his merry way.