Captain America: Brave New World (2025)
It’s… uh… well, it’s finally released so I guess that’s good?

It’s… uh… well, it’s finally released so I guess that’s good?

Many people forget that this is the first Marvel Cinematic Universe movie, or that it even existed.

Ooh, a two-hour montage of Brad Pitt looking all angst-pretty under flattering hues!

Now this is a disappointing, draggy way to end a trilogy.

More drama over a ring. You’d think it can make one forever young or something.

All that fuss… over a silly ring?

Liv Tyler as a femme fatale? Well… okay.

An arty farty movie based on a Russian story? Oh, cringe.

Fun, fun, fun!
