Ad Astra (2019)
Ooh, a two-hour montage of Brad Pitt looking all angst-pretty under flattering hues!
Ooh, a two-hour montage of Brad Pitt looking all angst-pretty under flattering hues!
Now this is a disappointing, draggy way to end a trilogy.
More drama over a ring. You’d think it can make one forever young or something.
All that fuss… over a silly ring?
Liv Tyler as a femme fatale? Well… okay.
An arty farty movie based on a Russian story? Oh, cringe.
Fun, fun, fun!