Kylie Minogue trades charm for TikTok-ready tunes—catchy, but shamelessly calculated.

Kylie Minogue serves an album full of earworms for Planet TikTok.

How can Kylie Minogue make disco music sound so sedate and snooze-inducing?

Turning 50 makes even a disco princess hang up the wigs and turn on the country radio station.

Isn’t it time to come up with something fresh for a change?

Kylie goes orchestral, and gets all mental and aural. In a good way, of course.

Now this is what a sleeping pill of a comeback sounds like.

Of course, Kylie would celebrate her 10th album with style.