Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009)
The whole thing is blah and meh squared.
Tag:Ken Watanabe
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)
Everything explodes and gets destroyed here, including my brain, and it’s glorious.
Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019)
Who framed Pikachu Deadpool?
Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)
Please don’t. Let this thing die. It really needs to die, so LET IT DIE.
Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)
Worst movie ever of 2014. Really.
Godzilla (2014)
The wooden acting in this movie is a bigger threat to humanity than the monsters combined. Just skip to the last 30 minutes or so,
Inception (2010)
This is a fun, entertaining, and only a little pretentious sci-fi action flick.
Batman Begins (2005)
This fantastic reboot will help erase the ghastly memories of the previous Batman movie.
The Last Samurai (2003)
Thank god for white guys that save us Asians by telling us how to do things right!
