The Thing (1982)
The thing is long, throbbing, warm, and oozing… definitely one for the history books.
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The Seventh Day (2021)
Guy Pearce as a hot priest? Sold!
Dead and Breakfast & Pesticide (2021)
Crazy inn lady and crazy bug man in an episode that only gets worse with each passing minute.
Savage Dog (2017)
Scott Adkins’s movie quality is directly proportional to the amount of time he is shirtless. This one, well… damn the shirt. Damn the shirt!
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
This is the movie that started the banging – ahem – but it doesn’t really rock the house much, all things considered.
The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
Ugh, there is no need for a very subpar sequel to a fabulous movie.
Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004)
Most sequels are unnecessary, joyless affairs. This is one such sequel.
Hollywood Homicide (2003)
This is a satire that never feels biting or on point. Still, it has its moments,
Agent Cody Banks (2003)
Okay, so it is a Frankie Muniz vehicle, but it’s actually quite watchable.
Pitch Black (2000)
Now this is a solid, claustrophobic “trapped in space… with aliens” kind of movie!
