Shell (2024)
A surgery that turns you into a lobster? How can this go wrong?

A surgery that turns you into a lobster? How can this go wrong?

Sia thought she would be given a Nobel prize for saving autistic people with this movie, only to throw a fit when people tell her how bad it is.

If you need more reasons to hate BP, watch this disaster flick. It’s based on a true story as well as Hallmark tropes.

The idea is far more than what the cast and the script can deliver.

This is a romantic comedy that forgot about the romance.

The four agonies.

Man seduces everyone in the family and gets a happy ending. Presented unironically, this one misses the mark completely.

Slick, hip, fun… but it lacks substance that would have made it a really good watch.

Ah, the bittersweet memories of corrupted youth… and other nonsense like that.
