Artemis Fowl (2020)
A few people will be firing their agents soon, I bet, because this Artemis is foul.
Tag:Judi Dench
Cats (2019)
Is this the most terrifying horror movie of 2019?
Murder on the Orient Express (2017)
How adorable – Kenneth Branagh directs a movie that allows him to mug and hog screen time at the expense of everyone else.
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (2016)
This is a pretty but soulless movie featuring the usual blank slate male lead being everyone’s information dumpster.
The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
Ugh, there is no need for a very subpar sequel to a fabulous movie.
Die Another Day (2002)
James Bond ought to retire after this. He’s been humiliated enough in this movie.
The Importance of Being Earnest (2002)
Oh my, it’s just like every period British comedy starring the same old five people all over again!
Iris (2001)
This one breaks the heart in the most glorious, aching ways possible.
The Shipping News (2001)
I just love the scenery, ooh!
Chocolat (2000)
Trite and predictable, this one is more of a cheap deal than gourmet.
