Fast X (2023)
Same old crap, but with resurrection magic now.
Same old crap, but with resurrection magic now.
This is a super slow Blade Runner-wannabe, so thank god for Robbie Amell’s dinner plate-sized nips.
It’s kinda fun, in a way, but it’s also super stale and the lead characters are the most boring ones in this lot.
Murderous wife terrorizing even hardened gangsters! Don’t be too eager, though – this one never lives up to its premise.
Rest in peace, Paul Walker. You beautiful, beautiful man. This movie, on the other hand…
The gang is doing it for family. Family, family, family. Thank god there are still explosions.
Now this is what a movie with Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, and the Rock should be: so fun, it’s almost illegal.
Well, well, the hot boys are back. After that aberration set in Tokyo, this one speeds things back on track.
Hot guys, hot babes, fast cars, lots of action. Really, what can get better than this?