Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)
The art scene is a pretentious carnival of suck, so let’s liven it up with some paranormal homicide.
The art scene is a pretentious carnival of suck, so let’s liven it up with some paranormal homicide.
Oh look, it’s A Blinded Place, a sequel to that A Quiet Place movie!
The star of the show is a guy who looks hot in tight black undies as he violently murders the hell out of people.
If you need more reasons to hate BP, watch this disaster flick. It’s based on a true story as well as Hallmark tropes.
This one could have been great, but it ends up a mess instead.
My, my, that artificial hot body really took the years off Ray Winstone!
Is this a comedy or a drama? Doesn’t matter – it’s fantastically fabulous and fun from start to finish!