Ghosts of Mars (2001)
The real horror is how forgettable it is.
Tag:John Carpenter (Director)
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
Stephen King is the prophet of the Elder Gods!
Prince of Darkness (1987)
A big cylinder full of Satan goo is going to end all existence!
The Thing (1982)
The thing is long, throbbing, warm, and oozing… definitely one for the history books.
John Carpenter’s Pro-Life (2006)
Don’t dis abortion, you conservative poo-bugs, because you never know when you need to get rid of the demon baby growing inside you.
John Carpenter’s Cigarette Burns (2005)
See? Watching deviant movies can turn you into a murderous lunatic.
