Meg 2: The Trench (2023)
The quality of Jason Statham’s movies is in direct proportion to the amount of flesh he shows. Spoiler: there is barely any here.
Tag:Jason Statham
Fast X (2023)
Same old crap, but with resurrection magic now.
F9 (2021)
It’s kinda fun, in a way, but it’s also super stale and the lead characters are the most boring ones in this lot.
Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019)
Every time The Rock takes over a franchise, it turns into the same cheese fest all over again.
The Meg (2018)
Jason Statham turns out to be the only valid reason to watch this thing, and even then, he’s fighting uphill.
The Fate of the Furious (2017)
The franchise metamorphosis into ludicrous live action cartoon is now complete. Oh god, can it die off now?
Spy (2015)
It’s like a Stephanie Plum movie where the heroine is genuinely kick-ass and bad-ass. Awesome!
Furious 7 (2015)
Rest in peace, Paul Walker. You beautiful, beautiful man. This movie, on the other hand…
The Expendables (2010)
Aside from the novelty factor, this B-flick masquerading as an AAA tentpole doesn’t have much depth going for it. All style, baby!
Cellular (2004)
Shirtless Chris Evans, hmm… the rest of the movie is so-so, though.
