Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)
And here you thought Tony Stark is dead. Here’s his Mini-Me, people!
Tag:Jake Gyllenhaal
Enemy (2013)
A world with two Jake Gyllenhaals – yay or nay?
Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)
The art scene is a pretentious carnival of suck, so let’s liven it up with some paranormal homicide.
Life (2017)
Neither scary nor thought-provoking, this bumbling sci-fi flick fails to give me excitement, much less life.
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010)
This one is actually a blast to watch. How unexpected!
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
The book is better, as the movie takes a safe approach to be more palatable to straight people.
The Day After Tomorrow (2004)
The end of the world is here… again. Yawn.
Moonlight Mile (2002)
How’s that hammer hitting you squarely in the head with the director’s very important messages?
