Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins (2021)
It’s sad when the previous movie adaptations of this franchise fare so much better in comparison to this soulless bore of a flick.
It’s sad when the previous movie adaptations of this franchise fare so much better in comparison to this soulless bore of a flick.
Ha, ha, look: an Indian Uber driver gets harassed by a cop! Not exactly kosher in the present day, is it?
Asian martial arts versus the world. Sure, the story is crap, but who really watches this thing for the story?
There’s nothing like an old-school violent gangster movie to warm one’s heart in the new year.
The star of the show is a guy who looks hot in tight black undies as he violently murders the hell out of people.
Leia, Luke, Han Solo, Chewbacca – it’s so good to see all of you again. Oh, and hi, new kids, I guess they ain’t so bad.