Van Helsing (2004)
Yes, Hugh Jackman is hot, but this is one of the absolute worst movies I’ve ever seen.

Yes, Hugh Jackman is hot, but this is one of the absolute worst movies I’ve ever seen.

Ugh, what a mess this turns out to be. Hugh Jackman is fine, though!

Even Hugh Jackman’s charm can’t save this dreary, unfunny romantic comedy.

This is a gorgeous but empty flick. Hugh Jackman is so pretty, however. Pretty, pretty, pretty.

Watch as a woman acts dumb and unprofessional because she just has to sleep with her colleagues.

I want to have Wolverine’s babies. That is all.
