Maurice (1987)
Teddypig really doesn’t buy the idea that a bloke will willingly commit to a sex-free long-term relationship.
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Ocean’s 8 (2018)
How can a movie with so many talented people end up being such a lifeless bore?
Cinderella (2015)
This one doesn’t even pretend to be feminist even a little. Two steps forward, twenty steps back…
Les Misérables (2012)
It’s a cliché, but true in this context: watch the original, or listen to the soundtrack – both are much better than this movie adaptation.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
As impending obscurity looms, Harry Potter whines his way into another victory, which sees everyone else doing his work for him. Again.
Terminator Salvation (2009)
Why are they still churning out entertaining but dumb sequels? Let the horse die!
Big Fish (2003)
Sick and tired of your selfish, narcissist drama queen parent? You are such an ass, this movie will tell you. Those parents are the best!
Planet of the Apes (2001)
Did anyone ask for this crappy remake? Or is this another excuse for Tim Burton to give Helena Bonham Carter another paycheck?
Fight Club (1999)
Aside from its ability to generate dozens of tedious memes, this one actually isn’t that amazing.
