Tau (2018)
We should put Ed Skrein in a white shirt and suit every day of the year. Pants optional, preferably sans.
Tag:Gary Oldman
Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard (2021)
This is just cartoon characters screaming at one another. What happened?
Red Riding Hood (2011)
What’s better than Twilight? Twilight, with a bad werewolf!
The Hitman’s Bodyguard (2017)
Deadpool plays Nick Fury, and Nick Fury plays Deadpool in this entertaining but oh-so-generic buddy action caper.
The Space between Us (2017)
The awkward-looking Asa Butterfield is the only thing that saves it from the one-oogie mire.
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)
Out come the apes wielding machine guns and going kung-fu banzai on everyone’s asses, and everything begins to feel truly special.
The Dark Knight (2008)
Oh, bravo! Bravo! Standing ovation, darling!
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
Well, this one is almost good, but Daniel Radcliffe will always be what he is, sigh.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Harry Potter is up against the Gobshite of Dire, er, Goblet of Fire in another dud in the series.
Batman Begins (2005)
This fantastic reboot will help erase the ghastly memories of the previous Batman movie.
