Primal (2019)
Nicolas Cage! Dangerous animals and men with guns!
Nicolas Cage! Dangerous animals and men with guns!
It’s better than Van Helsing, for what that’s worth!
Magic and mad messiahs make a malevolent mix.
This movie wants to be funny, but it isn’t. It wants to be sexy, but it also isn’t that as well.
Ugh, what a mess this turns out to be. Hugh Jackman is fine, though!
The shiniest thing here is Michael Douglas’s new facelift.
What a boring chick-lit navel-gazing snore.
I want to have Wolverine’s babies. That is all.
A cheesy movie like the original, but without the magic.