Angels Fallen (2020)
Yes, it has fallen and it sure can’t get up.
Yes, it has fallen and it sure can’t get up.
A stripper is stalked by Eric Roberts and is scared for her life. Or aroused. It’s complicated.
It’s a bad movie that isn’t bad enough to transcend into brilliance. In other words: pointless.
Not even guys running around in tiny underwear can hide how the show runs out of ideas 30 minutes in.
The story is just not good, which is a shame as everything else about this episode is pretty solid.
Self Storage is probably one of Eric Roberts’s worst movies ever. Think about that. Then again, let’s not.
Aside from the novelty factor, this B-flick masquerading as an AAA tentpole doesn’t have much depth going for it. All style, baby!
Oh, bravo! Bravo! Standing ovation, darling!
Not enough near-nudity or trashiness to be good. Pass.