Black Adam (2022)
The story of how the Rock killed DCEU is more interesting than this generic cape schlock.
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Fast X (2023)
Same old crap, but with resurrection magic now.
Red Notice (2021)
For a movie with some pretty overexposed, one note actors, it’s actually, shockingly fun to watch.
Free Guy (2021)
Glad I waited for it to hit streaming!
Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)
The sequel does the same things as the previous movie, only in far less interesting ways.
Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019)
Every time The Rock takes over a franchise, it turns into the same cheese fest all over again.
Skyscraper (2018)
How did the song go? Oh right: yet another movie with the Rock playing the Rock as the Rock. I’m starting to get bored,
Rampage (2018)
The Rock plays the Rock in a movie about the Rock playing the Rock…
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)
Here is the surely the winner of the Never Thought It’d Actually be Good movie award.
The Fate of the Furious (2017)
The franchise metamorphosis into ludicrous live action cartoon is now complete. Oh god, can it die off now?
