The Journey: Absolution (1997)
Mario Lopez appears in tight underpants, but try staying awake long enough for that.
Tag:David DeCoteau (Director)
90210 Shark Attack (2014)
A cinematic disaster that’s neither shark nor attack, just dead in the water.
The Wrong Prince Charming (2021)
Boy, and I thought the “romance” selection of Netflix is atrocious. Here comes Lifetime to ask Netflix to hold its beer!
1313: Cougar Cult (2012)
How could a movie about hot boys molesting themselves can be this wretched and putrid? Epic fail all around.
Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
Not enough near-nudity or trashiness to be good. Pass.
The Brotherhood (2001)
Damn it, where is the gay porn? Oogies deducted on principle!
Voodoo Academy (2000)
What a wasted potential by not making this a porno.