90210 Shark Attack (2014)
A cinematic disaster that’s neither shark nor attack, just dead in the water.
A cinematic disaster that’s neither shark nor attack, just dead in the water.
Boy, and I thought the “romance” selection of Netflix is atrocious. Here comes Lifetime to ask Netflix to hold its beer!
How could a movie about hot boys molesting themselves can be this wretched and putrid? Epic fail all around.
Not enough near-nudity or trashiness to be good. Pass.
Damn it, where is the gay porn? Oogies deducted on principle!
What a wasted potential by not making this a porno.