The Northlander (2016)
Oh no, you don’t want to watch this thing, even if you are a bleeding heart that wants to support indie filmmakers. You really don’t.
Oh no, you don’t want to watch this thing, even if you are a bleeding heart that wants to support indie filmmakers. You really don’t.
Yes, this is a movie in which Osama bin Laden is a zombie that has to be killed. Really!
Oh god, everyone involved in this putrid mess has better have a strong word with his or her agent.
If you are scared of bad low-budget horror flicks, this one will trigger your phobia.
Even Canada wants in on B-grade exploitative fun.