The Huntsman: Winter’s War (2016)
Thor and Not-Natalie-Portman take on Elsa, who just can’t let it go, while four midgets run around kissing for the Rule 34 crowd.
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Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)
Bella Swan and Thor get together to take down the evil Queen and kill us all with boredom.
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Joss Whedon once again proves that he’s overrated when it comes to his ability as a writer and director.
Thor: The Dark World (2013)
The sequel is – wait for it – not as good as the original. Color me astounded.
The Avengers (2012)
Here’s Iron Man, his bromance buddy Steve, Hulk, that token chick, and… some people.
Thor (2011)
Now, this is unexpected. A boring superhero turns out to star in the most interesting comic adaptation to date.
Star Trek (2009)
Wait, is this a Star Trek film or a Star Wars fan film?
