Get Out (2017)
White people want badly to be black people that they go through great lengths to do so… wait, what?
Tag:Catherine Keener
Sicario: Day of the Soldado (2018)
This sequel appears to be one in name only – despite having the same names and faces in both movies, the leads are different people.
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)
Ugh, this is so stupid but ssh, don’t tell anyone it’s not too bad either.
S1m0ne (2002)
A pretty fake woman can cause so much trouble. Who knew?
Full Frontal (2002)
Who would’ve thought a self-indulgent prattle about spoiled Hollywood brats would make such a dull movie?
Death to Smoochy (2002)
How can a movie about killing Barney be this turgid?
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Is this a comedy or a drama? Doesn’t matter – it’s fantastically fabulous and fun from start to finish!
Your Friends & Neighbors (1998)
All these unhappy people in a tragic musical chair game. How sad for them.
