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Python (2000)

November 24, 2024 | 3 Oogies, Film Reviews, Genre: Horror & Monster

A sssslithering mess of snakes, stars, and silliness.

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Alpha Wolf (2018)

Alpha Wolf (2018)

February 29, 2020 | 1 Oogie, Film Reviews, Genre: Horror & Monster

Kill this thing with fire.

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Alita: Battle Angel (2019)

Alita: Battle Angel (2019)

February 9, 2019 | 3 Oogies, Film Reviews, Genre: Action & Adventure

This is an exhilarating kind of mediocrity, with all the thrills that one will live for during the moment and eventually forget.

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Dracula 3000 (2004)

Dracula 3000 (2004)

December 5, 2007 | 1 Oogie, Film Reviews, Genre: Horror & Monster

LOL, is this for real? It is? Oh, kill me now.

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Sleepy Hollow (1999)

Sleepy Hollow (1999)

December 26, 1999 | 3 Oogies, Film Reviews, Genre: Horror & Monster

This one makes for a better photobook than a movie.

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