All the hero needs to do to get the heroine to obey him is to spank her. What, is she still in kindergarten?

A noble heroine finds succor in servicing a john that may be responsible for her father’s death. Plot of the year!

Who’s here for a smacking good time?

This is simultaneously the most terrifying and hypnotically un-look-away-able wreck I’ve come across in a while.

If the hero and his four friends do a Voltron, he’d be the arse.

The chemistry and the sexy stuff go a long way in elevating this one.

Yeah, it’s basically a typical beauty and the beast story, only with F-words and all.

Ah yes, it’s been wild indeed. Four oogies, because I’ve been driven insane by this baby and I like it.