G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
If you want to feel what it’s like to have your brain nuked by a missile, go watch this movie.
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Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)
Here’s a big, long and shiny ad for the new ride in Disney World.
Journey to the End of the Night (2006)
This one doesn’t quite hit the spot due to an abundance of weakly developed stereotypes running all over the place.
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)
The dumbest entry into the series, but it is what it is.
Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)
Half cartoon, half live action, half baked.
The Quiet American (2002)
This movie is marred greatly the poorly drawn central female character.
Monkeybone (2001)
This one is still pretty fun, in a low-brow stick your head down the toilet way.
The Mummy Returns (2001)
The first move is better. A shocker, I know.
Bedazzled (2000)
As a romantic comedy, this one indeed bedazzles like its title would suggest.
Dudley Do-Right (1999)
Does wrong, more like. Especially since the lead actor keeps his clothes on instead of distracting me from how dull the movie is.
