Chopping Mall (1986)
4 out of 5 Killbots, with a bonus point for gratuitous thirst trap shirtlessness.
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Suitable Flesh (2023)
The kid from those The Babysitter movies is all grown up and ready to Lovecraft.
Culture Shock (2019)
Ever notice how Hollywood makes social justice commentaries only during Republican presidencies?
Pipe Screams & Within the Walls of Madness (2021)
It’s going to end soon. It’s going to end soon.
Sacrifice (2020)
Oh, for a great Lovecraft-ian movie, instead of just one more average addition to the pile.
Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich (2018)
This tasteless little thing is an insult to the franchise, but the splatter is A+.
Reborn (2018)
The Carrie for a new generation? Oh, please don’t kill me with comedy.