Justice League: War (2014)
I’m not expecting superheroes to be PhD holders or strategic geniuses, but oh my goodness, these ones are dumb.
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Frozen II (2019)
I’m still shocked by just how much this movie sucker-punched me in the gut.
Aladdin (2019)
If there is anything good to be had from these pointless live action remakes, it’s that they are casting sexy men as the bad guys.
Deadpool 2 (2018)
This is an odd example of a movie that has a stronger story line than the previous installment, but still manages to come off as less interesting.
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
If only they have cared to make a proper, coherent movie instead of just banking on the Star Wars brand to make money, sigh.
Frozen (2013)
Cartoon of the century! Feminist films for future social justice warriors!
I, Robot (2004)
It’s alright, but it’s far less smarter than it thinks it is. Oh, and Will Smith didn’t show that much, trust me.
Ice Age (2002)
Nothing cold about this one. This fun prehistoric road trip is just too hot for words.
A Knight’s Tale (2001)
No amount of deliberately anachronistic hipness can mask the stale and tired story.
