Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
As impending obscurity looms, Harry Potter whines his way into another victory, which sees everyone else doing his work for him. Again.
Tag:Alan Rickman
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
Well, this one is almost good, but Daniel Radcliffe will always be what he is, sigh.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Harry Potter is up against the Gobshite of Dire, er, Goblet of Fire in another dud in the series.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
Wait, an actually competently put-together Harry Potter film? How unexpected.
Love Actually (2003)
This is a feel good, slushy relationship comedy that works best around Christmas. Outside that time, it can be cloying as hell.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Meaningless, illogically, badly acted, badly directed – what is this, a really bad joke?
Big Night Out by Various Authors
Celebrities should stick to what they do best, and hire ghostwriters.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001)
Inept direction and a wooden lead actor make this adaptation far from magical.
Blow Dry (2001)
Horribly sappy and formulaic, and yet, it’s so easy to enjoy.
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Oh god, this so-meta parody of Star Trek is definitely one to remember!
