The Thing (1982)
The thing is long, throbbing, warm, and oozing… definitely one for the history books.
The thing is long, throbbing, warm, and oozing… definitely one for the history books.
All the recognizable genre stars can’t hide the fact that the movie is quite a lame duck.
A white witch, a brat, and a sassy demon walk into a bar one day…
The first season comes to a close, and this one would be totally meh were not for the gore in the first segment.
Meh. At least it isn’t the reboot of The Twilight Zone, I guess.
This is anti-fracking propaganda masquerading as a horror film, and Hollywood is crap at even pretending to be sincere about these things.
God, how many episodes are there in this season? It’s going to be a long one, isn’t it?
There is a homicidal Bigfoot here, but the real killer is the stinging boredom from sitting through this thing.