Morbius (2022)
With all those memes about this thing, I was expecting something so bad that it’s awesome. I was wrong.
With all those memes about this thing, I was expecting something so bad that it’s awesome. I was wrong.
The finale is just people walking and running around while talking, always talking.
Ooh, I’m so close to the end, and I can already taste the freedom!
LOL, nobody’s watching either!
Andor rots in prison and the story moves barely an inch forward.
After all these episodes, Andor still hasn’t become any smarter.
This episode is boring, interesting, slow, riveting. For a Disney+ show, that’s deep.
Andor is so hot that his ex’s current squeeze’s jealousy lands him in hotter water.
So far, this one hasn’t hurt me like the previous Disney+ turds, but it may be too early for me to lower my guard.
We already have one Michael Bay; we don’t need an inferior, two-bit imitation.