Jar (1989)
Yes, what’s in the jar?
The Farmer’s Daughter (1989)
A salesman come across an old couple that hate salesmen and their daughter… wait, haven’t I seen this already?
Love Hurts (1989)
More like love turds, am I right?
Confessions of a Pirate Ghost by Jo-Ann Carson
Dear Satan and Xenu and God on high, the “humor” in this thing…
Roughnecks & Butterflies by Meraki P Lyhne
It’s set in a different planet in a different time, populated by brats from a present-day sitcom. Wait, what?
Secrets of a Kingdom by Mari Ann Caudill
It’s a dude and a witch in love and war, well, except all the love and war thing being over before anything big can happen.
Blue Eyes and Sweet Peach Pie by Joanne McClean
I think everyone in this story is on some hard drugs.
Furyou Mesu Ochi by Okazaki Shinichi
Hot guys beating the crap out of one another before settling down for some good old non-consensual sodomy… oh my.
Taco Truck Takedown by Kaci Lane
Takedown? Try a pile-up, as the only way for the heroine is shrieking cray cray.
The Redwood Massacre (2014)
Gee, a bunch of idiots decide to spend the night in the house of an infamous killer. What could go wrong?
