The Pirate (2023)
Finally, something is happening… or is it? Still meh, all things considered.
Kill Her Goats (2023)
More like bare her goats, if you know what I mean.
The Foundling (2023)
WHO GREENLIT THAT BABY YODA SOMERSAULT SCENE?!!! FIRE THEM NOW!!!
Cocaine Bear (2023)
Hmm, I don’t feel any bite at all. Is it because I’m sober?
That Would Be Me (2022)
Andor is so hot that his ex’s current squeeze’s jealousy lands him in hotter water.
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023)
No honey to be had from this one.
Superhuman Law (2022)
Jessica loses her job so a man gives her a new one. #girlboss
One Seductive Summer by Victoria Oliveri
Once again, a heroine’s virtuous putting out saves the hero from existence as a pouting, debauched brat.
Cheliax, the Infernal Empire by Amanda Hamon Kunz, Ron Lundeen, and Mark Moreland
Well. here’s an unnecessary thing to waste your money on.
Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd by Lana Del Rey
This is the album Adele never released, but wished she did.
