Bring It On: Cheer or Die (2022)
Wait, it’s now a slasher film? I’m intrigued… and regret my decision to watch pretty quickly.
Wait, it’s now a slasher film? I’m intrigued… and regret my decision to watch pretty quickly.
Yeah, yeah, comedy is subjective, blah blah blah… nope, it doesn’t work on me, so it’s still a miss.
Full Moon Features needs something to pad its streaming slots, so why not. Audience’s brain cells are acceptable collateral damage.
This is a bad movie that hurts so good.
Oh no, this is not how one puts on a show, sweetheart…
The movie is one big mope that does the adorable lead male character dirty.
Our heroine’s instinctive reaction upon being kidnapped is to furl her nipples. What can I say? He’s hot.
This movie embodies the phrase “interminable bore”.
The heroine meets her ex, they talk, and… wait, it’s the happily ever after now?
What is this thing? Still, the redcaps are cute… probably too cute for a horror film.