Simulant (2023)
This is a super slow Blade Runner-wannabe, so thank god for Robbie Amell’s dinner plate-sized nips.
Church Mouse on His Motorcycle by Alexandra Isobel
The author has potential, but yikes, this one is rough.
Evil Dead Rise (2023)
It’s been 10 years since the last attempt to reboot this franchise, so they decide to try it again.
Mean, Green, and Straight Poured Into These Jeans (2022)
Nothing interesting here either.
Vampire Virus (2020)
This is a CW drama hiding behind a misleadingly scary poster.
In Debt to the Enemy Lord by Nicole Locke
Falling asleep is the best part of the reading experience.
Wild Sage by Peggy Hanchar
You know this is an old book when I had to photograph the cover myself!
Beloved Wolf by Severine Wolfe
I think the wolf on the cover is telepathically calling me all kinds of slurs.
Her Christmas Prince by Mariah Stone
Oh, she’s being pursued by her betrothed’s brother… the hotter, responsible sibling that will inherit everything. How terrible!
Reason to Stay by Kristi Rose
Oh, the heroine is going to be a successful, independent woman? Kill her mother to drag her back down!
