From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman’s Daughter (1999)
This thing can hang itself because it’s terminally awful.
This thing can hang itself because it’s terminally awful.
We need to guillotine all these wealthy, pampered kids acting like assholes while claiming to be “tortured” and “vulnerable”.
Hey, don’t just end like that! Tell me more!
Okay, so there’s a pretty hot naked guy here, but the most part, bite me.
Amnesia, secret baby, evil hos, accusations of harlotry… this one has it all and still manages to be un-fun.
I’m surprised this review is as long as it is, as the story is that short.
It’s love at first wet dream.
Yikes, romance really is dead, isn’t it?
The heroine sends her people to war because she doesn’t want the horny. Then, she sees the horny and changes her mind. Good grief.
The hero refuses to put a ring on it, so the heroine will magically coerce him to! Talk about a romance of the season.