All Fun and Games (2023)
The scariest thing here is how Asa Butterfield is getting old very quickly before my eyes.
The Astral Woods (2023)
For a movie with a time-traveling Walkman ghost, this one is inexplicably boring from start to finish.
The Devil Below (2021)
Townsfolk don’t seem to last long in rural areas, do they?
Idol by Elizabeth Lynx
The author has lost all control of her heroine here. That creature… someone please just shoot her or something.
Glorious Purpose (2023)
Farewell, Loki! I never really know him, now that I think of it.
Meg 2: The Trench (2023)
The quality of Jason Statham’s movies is in direct proportion to the amount of flesh he shows. Spoiler: there is barely any here.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)
James Gunn’s swan song with the MCU is alright, but it seems to lack something.
Ajax by KJ Dahlen
MC romances are such trashy, ghastly, intelligence-free garbage bag zones.
Science/Fiction (2023)
We’re so close to the end, so… let’s go back to the beginning.
Rosa by Danni Roan
We’re back in Needful and… yeah, this one needs something more to be, well, something more.
