The Seventh Day (2021)
Guy Pearce as a hot priest? Sold!
Saratoga Roan by Bree M Lewandowski
There is probably an intense story in here somewhere, buried under the robotic writing style.
His Cautious Mate by Charli Mac
The hottest thing here is the hero drooling over another man’s pee-pee. Wait, what?
The Christmas Nanny by Maddie James
It’s hard to find a story romantic when the heroine is made out to be such a failure of a human being.
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024)
Sadly, this time around it’s not worth a call.
Frogman (2023)
I can’t see why the Frogman doesn’t want to be found in this over-hyped, under-tuned film.
Immaculate (2024)
Pious virginal women, don’t ever emigrate to Italy!
Hands-On Hanukkah by Penelope Peters
Ugh, I hate tiresome, whiny twunks.
Plantgirl by M Pax
Uh… so I guess a new superhero is born?
Wild and Dirty by Elle Boon
More like mild and paltry.
