New World: The Once and Future King (2024)
Wait, Arnold Schwarzenegger actually sounds human here!
Sifu: It Takes a Life (2024)
It’s lovely to look at, at least.
Dungeons & Dragons: The Queen’s Cradle (2024)
It’s like the DM gave up 15 minutes into the campaign.
Scarecrow (2013)
A more appropriate title for this movie is Stupid Humans.
City of the Living Dead (1980)
Fog, gore, and a whole lot of what the heck.
Gospel of Deceit (2006)
This movie does one thing right: getting the hot guy out of his shirt as often as possible.
Dean of the Dead Presents: Holiday Horrors (2023)
A bloody misstep or a gory love letter?
You Have a Lot to Learn About Pirates (2024)
The people at Lucasfilm have a lot to learn about pacing.
Can’t Say I Remember No At Attin (2024)
Can’t say I remember much about this episode at all.
D-Railed (2018)
A train wreck, and not in a fun way.