Why Are You Here? (1987)
Well, this is something Helen Hunt likely won’t brag about in her CV…
Warped by cLasP
So, how willing are you to love a hero that has a big peen and house, but also has rocks in his head?
Dead Heat (1987)
Oh, Fred Ward. What do they call him these days, a DILF? GILF?
Legion of the Dead by JH Brennan
Bye bye, Merlin, Avalon, whatever… forever!
Minuteman (1987)
Oh, the lady from Baywatch flashes her, er, chest here. No, not the one you’d like to see.
Hunting Season by Kate Rudolph
2001: bodyguards galore. 2021: WEREWOLF bodyguards. Progress, baby!
Ledyanoy Demon (2021)
When the wife loves a man in a coma far more than she feels for you, it has to hurt.
Perfect Order (1987)
The first episode of the fourth season is… more of the same inept stuff. Sigh.
Death on the Nile (2022)
Could the cause of death be boredom, by any chance?
My Lorde by Astoria Lucas
Someone really should pay me for having to read this thing.
